{"id":115,"date":"2008-06-08T20:06:54","date_gmt":"2008-06-09T01:06:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.levinger.net\/josh\/?p=115"},"modified":"2008-06-08T20:06:54","modified_gmt":"2008-06-09T01:06:54","slug":"harbor-islands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.levinger.net\/josh\/2008\/06\/08\/harbor-islands","title":{"rendered":"Harbor Islands"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With it hot as a genital reference in the city today, my lady friend and I decided to head to the ocean. What better way to cool down than show a southern belle a former confederate prison in the middle of Boston harbor? I am a genius.<\/p>\n<p>She forgave my cultural faux pas, and pretended to be impressed by my Indiana Jones-style cavern finding. However, this faded when I asked a man on a golf cart how to get to where I wanted to go. This was after she paced out the distance from one wall to the relevant air shaft. Apparently asking for directions isn&#8217;t always the right thing to do if one wants to impress a lady.<\/p>\n<div class=\"inline-photo\">* WPG2 Plugin Not Validated *<\/div>\n<div class=\"inline-photo\">* WPG2 Plugin Not Validated *<\/div>\n<div class=\"inline-photo\">* WPG2 Plugin Not Validated *<\/div>\n<div class=\"inline-photo\">* WPG2 Plugin Not Validated *<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With it hot as a genital reference in the city today, my lady friend and I decided to head to the ocean. What better way to cool down than show a southern belle a former confederate prison in the middle of Boston harbor? I am a genius. She forgave my cultural faux pas, and pretended [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[40],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-boston","tag-life"],"geo":{"latitude":42.3197174,"longitude":-70.928421,"description":null},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.levinger.net\/josh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.levinger.net\/josh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.levinger.net\/josh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.levinger.net\/josh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.levinger.net\/josh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.levinger.net\/josh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.levinger.net\/josh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.levinger.net\/josh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.levinger.net\/josh\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}