This is my website. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Vital stats

  • Age: 886 fortnights
  • Height: 18 billion angstroms
  • Weight: 2800 troy ounces
  • Handedness: sinister
  • Demeanor: acerbic
  • Religion: evangelical Atheist, occasional Jew
  • Occupation: trained rocket scientist, erstwhile robotics engineer, recent ruckus raiser, current rabble rouser and justice seeker
  • Education: too much, and still not enough

Contact Information

  • Email: josh @
  • Phone: the 281,307,681st prime seriously