Well, we lost. Time to fantasize about better candidates for next time.

I suggest a man with mercenary experience, who is willing to shoot first, and survived brutal treatment as a prisoner of war. His running mate is fiercely loyal, but can get a little testy when backed into a corner. Together, they’ve got a vision, and a plan for ridding the world of bounty hunters terrorists.

No, it’s not McCain/Giuliani, it’s

Yeah, I’ve got too much time on my hands.